Little Finger, Big Trouble!

It seems our society, despite its traditional outlook, is heavily obsessed with a curiously modern nickname: Pinky. This time, another Pinky is grabbing the headlines — and, of course, for all the wrong reasons. What we saw earlier was the spiritual version of Pinky, or Pinki Peerni,’ as she was publicly known. This time, ‘Pinky Don’ is turning heads. The arrest of Anmol alias Pinky, the cocaine dealer heading the ‘Dabba Cartel’ with branches nationwide, makes for disturbing news for the upper crust, which has long indulged in the happy dust available only to those who can afford it. As reports reveal, the sudden emergence of the latest Pinky is part of a greater agenda of the powers that be — she is reportedly set to name big, reputable figures and upset the apple cart. If it actually happens, brace yourself for another spectacle in the halls of power.

Daronomics At Its Best

Daronomics is back, and better than ever. Some cabinet ministers and parliamentarians have previously advised the inflation-hit masses to walk on foot instead of travelling by car or motorcycle — for cost-saving reasons, with the added bonus of health benefits. This time, the foreign minister thoughtfully steps up with his own pearls of wisdom. According to reports circulating on social media, Pakistan’s Deputy Prime Minister and Foreign Minister, Ishaq Dar, has advised the public to refrain from travelling alone on motorcycles to help cope with exorbitant fuel prices. For Ishaq Dar’s information, fuel can be conserved in several ways — and the best way is not to use it at all.

Happy Watching

The world is gearing up for the greatest show on earth as the 2026 FIFA World Cup kicks off this month in the United States, Mexico, and Canada, featuring 48 teams and 104 matches. Pakistanis, of course, will be watching from the sofa. A nation of 240 million, brimming with passion for the sport, is once again ready to shine as spectators rather than players. As 48 nations battle it out on the grandest stage in international football, Pakistan’s contribution will remain consistent: passionate opinions, spirited drawing-room debates, and jerseys of teams that have no idea Pakistan exists. Happy watching!

Grapevine